You Are Black Pepper |
 You may be considered ordinary by some, but you're far from boring. You elevate the mood of any discussion, and people miss you when you're not around. You are secretly very dominant and powerful. Most can only take you in small doses. |
Which is actually quite funny when one takes into account how much black pepper my father uses prior to eating. Anything. The one time in my life I saw him eat fried eggs, they were black - and not because they were burned.
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